ट्रंप का 1.14 अरब का कैश पेऑफ

मैंने Coinbase के ট্রেডিং ফ্লোর থেকে Trump Tower এর ব্যালকনি তक ইস पूरा प्रवाह को साक्षारित किया।
दुगुने-दश-दश-दश-दश-दश-दश-दश-दश-दश-দশ-
\(TRUMP मेम कॉइन? 2025 में उसकी टीम द्वारा प्रकाशित। FOMO पर ₹0.015/कॉइन से \)0.10तक—82M tokens, 44 wallets से $35.76M cashout।
WLFI?उसके पुत्रों की संस्था—$15.7B मूल्य।
‘God Bless America’ मग, स्विटज़रलैंड में Trump-branded watches, $2M/वर्ष का golf course—एक tee box पर。
Trump Tower: $230K/वर्ष, German landlords।
ऋण? $6B—अब digital assets से सुरक्षित।
असलीखेल? Bankruptcy हथियोई! Chapter 11 — asset sacrifice for brand control।
यह corruption nahi hai—it’s applied game theory।
DeFi terms: leverage → liquidity, debt → NFTs, disaster → distribution.
Austinski
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So Trump turned \(1.14B into a meme coin… and called it ‘economic policy’? I’ve seen quant models cry in my sleep. His portfolio? More real estate than actual math. The \)TRUMP coin launched at \(0.015 — now trading at \)0.10? That’s not leverage, that’s literally printing money with golf clubs and Swiss watches. DeFi ain’t broken — it’s just the Fed playing chess while wearing pajamas made of FOMO memes. Who else but a CFA III nerd could see this coming? 🤔 Drop your wallet… or just buy more Bitcoin than your therapist.