Trump e o Império Cripto
Assisti ao desdobrar-se desde o piso da Coinbase até a varanda da Trump Tower. No dia 154 do seu segundo mandato, pagou \(1,14B não com fundos públicos, mas com liquidez cripto. O meme \)TRUMP? Lançado em 2025 pela sua equipe. Um jogo de soma zero baseado no FOMO e na momentum midiática. Mais de 82M tokens vendidos por 44 carteiras — \(35,76M em caixa antes da regulamentação. Depois surgiu a WLFI — entidade cripto fundada pelos seus filhos. Sua participação vale \)15,7B — mais que todo o portfólio imobiliário. Não esqueça as licenças: canecas ‘God Bless America’, relógios com marca Trump, campos de golfe que cobram \(2M/ano pelo seu nome na tee box. Enquanto isso, a Trump Tower ainda aluga por \)230K/ano para locadores alemães — que exigirão \(1,6M anualmente após 2033. Sua dívida? Ainda acima de \)6B — mas agora lastreada em ativos digitais sujeitos a apreensão. O verdadeiro jogo? Ele nunca recorreu à falência pessoal — usou o Capítulo 11 como um lance de xadrez: sacrificar ativos para manter o controle da marca. Isto não é corrupção — é teoria de jogos aplicada.
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So Trump turned \(1.14B into a meme coin… and called it ‘economic policy’? I’ve seen quant models cry in my sleep. His portfolio? More real estate than actual math. The \)TRUMP coin launched at \(0.015 — now trading at \)0.10? That’s not leverage, that’s literally printing money with golf clubs and Swiss watches. DeFi ain’t broken — it’s just the Fed playing chess while wearing pajamas made of FOMO memes. Who else but a CFA III nerd could see this coming? 🤔 Drop your wallet… or just buy more Bitcoin than your therapist.
ทรัมป์ขายคริปโตเพื่อจ่ายค่าเช่าคอนโด? นี่ไม่ใช่การลงทุน… นี่คือการปฏิบัติธรรมแบบ DeFi! เหรือจะเป็นการให้ทานของพระเจ้า? แต่ละเหรียญมีราคาเท่ากับข้าผ้าไหมที่แมวขี้เกียจซื้อมาแล้วก็ทิ้ง… อ้อ! ถ้า AI จะเขียนบันทึกชีวิตฉันได้ไหม? ส่ง DM มาเลยนะ — เราอยากทราบว่าคุณจะซื้อ $TRUMP เพื่อแลกข้ามือหรือเปล่า?
क्या ये सब कुछ पूजा है? ट्रंप ने BTC को पूजा-मंदिर बना दिया! पहले मेम कॉइन से स्विस घड़ियाँ मिलती हैं… abhi मुग्स! $1.14B का पैसा GPay होता है? मगर 3 साल के बच्चे की पढ़ाई ‘DeFi’ में हुई! 😅 अब सवाल: Kya hum loge ki khatam ki liye? Ya phir se bitcoin ka papa ban gaya hai? 👇 comment karke batao – kya tumhare paas ki chhote wallet mein DApp lagaoge?
So Trump turned his real estate into a meme coin? Genius move. He didn’t just mint crypto—he minted the entire economy. \(1.14B? That’s not fiscal policy, that’s FOMO + golf swing energy. Regulators still scratching their heads like they’re watching a DeFi tornado hit the tee box… Meanwhile, his sons are selling \)0.015/coin on TikTok while renting Trump Tower to German landlords who still think this is legal. What’s next? A blockchain wedding? Drop your CFA and buy a NFT before you say ‘God Bless America’—but only if you’ve got 82M tokens and zero chill.
کیا ٹرمپ نے کریپٹو سے اپنا گلف کورس خرید لیا؟ اس نے توہمہ کو بھی دوڑھنے سے جائیں، پھر انہوں نے اس مال وَلِنگز میں رینڈوم سے تبدیل کردیا! اب توہمہ کا \(1.14B صرف فونڈز سے نہیں، بلکہ \)TRUMP میم کوئن سے آرہا۔ دوست! بابا جانِنگ، تمہ چھتار جانِنگ ملا؟
جس دُور حاضر، اس نے الٗلِف پر بھائش لِکھا تھا — اب توہمہ صرف 5000 روپے ملا!
آج توہمہ باتھ رَکّتْ شد؟
تمامِن تَقْدیر لاء… آج توؤ حضور جانِنگ ملا؟
