Hydra’s Digital Downfall

So the guy who ran the $5.2B crypto crime empire got life? I’m not mad — I’m just wondering if his NFTs were also seized.

Mixers & Mischief

Turns out Hydra wasn’t just selling drugs — it was laundering Bitcoin like it was laundry day at the darknet laundromat. Who knew “clean(ish) BTC” had such bad vibes?

The Irony Meter

Russian court delivers justice… after 8 years of investigation? At this rate, even blockchain confirmations are faster than their legal system.

Final Thought

Next time someone says crypto = crime? Hit them with: <0.5% illicit activity — but wow, what a party they threw.

You guys think they’ll ever build another Hydra? Or is this the end of the darknet disco? 🕺💥 Comment below! 👇