So the Blockchain Group just bought 60 BTC… and called it ‘cold math’? Bro, I’ve seen NFTs cry harder than my rent. This isn’t FOMO — it’s FOMO with a CFA certificate and zero-knowledge proofs. They’re not buying hype. They’re buying survival… while retail sells their soul to Twitter. Meanwhile, you’re still checking if your wallet is on-chain or just in a meme.

TL;DR: You didn’t invest in crypto. You invested in a collective delusion audited by someone who still believes ‘liquidity’ is spelled with smart contracts. Comment below: Did your portfolio survive the last bear market… or did you just follow the algorithm?