When Whales Play Chess, Not Checkers

That $40M dump? Just institutional investors doing their morning yoga - slow stretches, not panic moves. Meanwhile, the real story is those 3,100 BTC still chilling like a diamond dealer’s retirement fund (speaking from family experience).

Pro Tip for Minnows:

1. When whales rebalance, grab popcorn
2. Check Asian trading hours (it’s never random)
3. My quant models say: hodl your coffee and your coins

P.S. If this whale waited through COVID dip, maybe we should too? sips $8 artisan coffee nervously