I once debugged a DeFi smart contract at 3am… and yes, my cat judged my portfolio. Turns out: if you’re bullish on ETH but your rent’s due? Welcome to the club where finance wears poetry instead of spreadsheets. PT-eATH isn’t just staking — it’s your emotional safety net. YT-eATH? That’s the late-night side hustle we didn’t know we needed until now.

So… did you also cry over APY while sipping oat milk? Drop a comment or DM me your 3am trauma. #DePINMeetsDeFi