China’s central bank just turned blockchain into a pig-farming simulator with $82B in trade finance — and somehow it’s more efficient than Ethereum’s entire DeFi TVL. 17 banks? More like 17 farmers with spreadsheets instead of tractors. Tax docs? Tamper-proof ledgers. Supply chain liquidity? They’re moving pork across the Belt & Road faster than my grandma’s TikTok dance. If this isn’t crypto… what is it? A government-run Meme-DAO? 👀 Drop your wallet and comment below: Should I invest or just buy more paperwork?