Sixty Six Capital didn’t buy BTC — they whispered it into existence like a monk meditating on chain. Meanwhile, I’m over here sipping my $99/month latte wondering if ‘145 coins’ is real or just FOMO dressed as an ETF. Spot? Nah. It’s not in your feed — it’s in your wallet. And yes, DeFi is evolving… slowly… quietly… like a cat avoiding noise but still holding the keys to the kingdom.

So… who’s buying when the market’s too tired to scream? You are.

(Reply with your wallet emoji if you get it.)