So you trusted a ‘decentralized’ wallet… and got hacked by North Korea’s finest crypto poets? 😅 Layer2s didn’t save your ETH — they just politely stole it while sipping Tornado Cash lattes. Meanwhile, CEXs still offer UI simplicity… but no audit trails. Just saying: if your wallet moves without leaving footprints… are you even real? Or just late to the party? 👀 Comment below: Should I trust a QR code or my therapist?