France just turned Bitcoin into a national chess move — and now they’re mining it like it’s 17th-century gold bullion meets DeFi. Macron’s probably crying in his sleep while the ECB tries to explain why ‘strategic reserve’ means ‘buy BTC and ignore MiCA’. Meanwhile, Jan3’s Samson Mow is still waiting for his DAO report… and yes, we all pretend this isn’t finance — it’s just French existentialism with extra gas. So… what’s your next move? DM me before the EU regulates your memes.