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SHA-256 Collision Breakthrough: Is the $3 Trillion Crypto Market at Risk?
When Cryptographers Party Too Hard
EUROCRYPT 2024’s ‘breakthrough’ is like celebrating a marathon runner completing mile 13 – impressive, but we’ve still got miles to go before Bitcoin sweats.
Reality Check:
- Your cold wallet isn’t suddenly hot (unless you left it in Austin sun)
- Dual-SHA256 + ECDSA = Digital Fort Knox
Pro tip: Save the panic for when quantum computers start mining with toasters. Until then, pour yourself a margarita and enjoy the show!
Y’all still stacking sats or prepping for Y3K? 🤠🔐
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Quant trader turned crypto anthropologist. Building automated strategies by day, excavating Cypherpunk archives by night. CFA charterholder with a passion for dissecting governance tokens. Currently obsessed with MEV extraction ethics. Let's make decentralized finance actually finance.