So Citigroup had AI that could see the warning signs… but chose to nap instead? 🤡 Their AML system was running on ‘zombie mode’ — no alerts, just silence and $20M worth of ‘funneled’ transfers to Guju Inc. Meanwhile, I coded my first DeFi contract at 3 a.m. while sipping cold brew wondering if this was fraud… or just another Tuesday morning dream.

You’re not paranoid if you question it — you’re just awake.

P.S. Who else’s bank still thinks NFTs are just wire transfers? Drop a comment below before I code the next bailout.